Palin Abdicates Gubernatorial Seat
Alaska governor Sarah Palin turned over executive control of the state to Sean Parnell, saying that if she served a lame duck year in the office, it would not benefit anyone. What do you think?
Charles Mann,
Bias-Binding Cutter
“Beautiful, a liar, and a quitter. God, I haven’t been this aroused by the thought of a woman in two years.”
Dawn Pitkin,
Garment Inspector
“Nothing can distract her laser focus from the ultimate prize: the Fields Medal.”
Pat Wasserstrom,
Honey Extractor
"With this Sean Parnell guy coming in, at least they won't have to change the initials carved into the caribou-antler throne that has served as the ceremonial seat of Alaskan governors since 1959."
Recent American Voices »
-
Toyota Expected To Recall Prius
-
Missionaries Charged With Kidnapping In Haiti
-
'Lancet' Retracts Autism Paper
-
Pentagon Brass Supports Gays In Military
-
Amazon Stock Falls In E-Book Dispute
-
Future Of Moon Mission In Doubt
More American Voices »
Recent News»
-
Wal-Mart Cuts Over 13,000 Of What It Calls Jobs
-
NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission
-
Father Still Has Complicated Series Of File Folders With Grown Son's Name On Them
-
Thoughtful Nation Questioning Whether Anyone Can Really 'Win' The Super Bowl
-
Alzheimer's Disease Causing Baby Boomers To Misremember 1960s Even More
-
Nation's Strangers Decry Negative Portrayal Among Children
-
Bald Eagle Tired Of Everyone Just Assuming It Supports War
-
Backpack Strategically Placed In Theft-Proof Corner Of Concert Hall Floor
