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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Palin Meets First Foreign Leaders

Vice presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin met with a series of world leaders as a sort of crash course on foreign policy. What do you think?

Asian Man

Johnny Moreland,
Hotel Clerk
"Wow, she's a lot better at meeting people than I expected."

Old Man

Kevin Freamon,
Tour Guide
"All she needs to do is make a simple mnemonic device for remembering each country, its form of government, its gross domestic product, its military history, its relationship to the United States, and what it's best known for."

Old Woman

Karla Greggs,
Rock Climbing Teacher
"This should allay voters' concerns about electing a candidate with no experience being photographed with foreign leaders."

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