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Monday, June 8, 2009

Palm Pre Released

Dubbed by some as "the iPhone killer," Palm released its Sprint-exclusive touch-screen phone, the Pre on Saturday. What do you think?

Young Man

Darren McClintock,
Systems Analyst
"Yeah, me and a bunch of other guys camped outside the Sprint store all night. When it opened, however, I found out that everyone else was just homeless.”

Old Woman

Carly Strait,
Embalmer
"In my experience, being drunk is really the most effective iPhone killer."

Old Man

Kevin Scarpula,
Rivet Spinner
"All these touch-screen devices are leaving people with greasy hands back in the dark ages."

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