The Onion

Friday, April 20, 2007

'Partial-Birth Abortion' Ban Upheld

The Supreme Court upheld a 2003 Congressional ban on intact dilation and evacuation of a fetus. What do you think?

Young Woman

Theresa Bennell,
Systems Analyst
"But what if you don't find out till late in the pregnancy that your fetus is doomed to be a total nerd?"

Young Man

Keith Milan,
Gymnastics Coach
"Partial-birth abortion is a horrific practice second only to the grotesque act of sexual intercourse."

Black Man

Ivan Sarkisian,
Respiratory Therapist
"This ban just ruins the whole abortion experience for me."

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