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American Voices

Monday, March 16, 2009

Patrick Duffy Turns 60

Tomorrow is acting legend Patrick Duffy’s 60th birthday. What do you think?

Young Man

Greg Asaro,
Systems Analyst
"Oh, that’s when you celebrate it? Interesting, back home in Canada we observe it on the third Monday of March."

Old Woman

Emily Saunders,
Food Technologist
“Patrick Duffy's going to be 60?! Shit, that must make me, like, 25, because I don't know who the fuck Patrick Duffy is.”

Old Man

Jon Goplen,
Bookkeeper
“He’s actually 59. Remember, there was that one year that was just a dream.”

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