Peanut Allergies May Be Cured
According to Duke University medical researchers, a cure for peanut allergies may be five years away. What do you think?
Jimmy Rawls,
Steam Fitter
"Why didn't you tell me that you were going to mention peanuts? My throat is seizing up already! Quick, the epinephrine!"
Daniel Mahone,
Ice Cream Man
"Did you know a peanut isn't really a nut? It's a legume! Did you know that? Huh?"
Deirdre Barksdale,
Livery Driver
"Can they speed that up? I've got a pack of Nutter Butters that expires in 2010."
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