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American Voices

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Pelosi Vows Iraq Scrutiny

New House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has vowed "the harshest scrutiny" to any requests for money or troops from the president. What do you think?

Old Man

Terry Remington,
Carpet Cleaner
"It's a good thing the president has been putting away a little every week in his war-on-terror savings account."

Young Woman

Felicia Lamay,
Recycling Plant Operator
"Pelosi needs to understand: You gotta spend money to make money."

Asian Man

Doug Dixon,
Personal Trainer
"I will also be applying the harshest scrutiny to the president's plan. Thank God my opinion will carry some weight, since I'm a man."

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