Phish To Reunite
Four years after disbanding, the Vermont jam band Phish has announced plans to reunite in March 2009, starting with three performances in Virginia. What do you think?
Virginia Walton,
Systems Analyst
"Oh man, there's no way I'll be able to score mushrooms, gain 20 pounds, and move back in with my parents by March."
Larry Moore,
Waiter
"This is like a dream come true! If only all my dreams were this inconsequential."
John Kihn,
Closet Organizer
"Wait, they were broken up? Who the hell have I been following around the country for the past few years?"
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