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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Pittsburgh No. 1 In Soot

The American Lung Association named Pittsburgh as the sootiest city in America. What do you think?

Old Man

Steve Brown,
Hair Stylist
"I'm still angry that my hometown, Philadelphia, was named No. 1 in sticky surfaces."

Young Woman

Victoria Belew,
Typist
"It's not surprising. Pittsburgh is where Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was taped, and that show alone pumped out over one million metric tons of carbon dioxide a year."

Asian Man

Alex Downie,
Antiques Restorer
"Well, it's better than being the snootiest. How d'ya like that, Greenwich, Connecticut?"

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