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American Voices

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Playboy's Soft Quarter

Playboy Enterprises announced that they lost $3.1 million for the first quarter of 2008. What do you think?

Old Man

Lee Chong,
Deck Crew
"Yeah, with the Internet, now everyone can just go to Granta Online and read quality essays for free."

Young Woman

Dora Flood,
Baker
"I guess that means I'll have to stop saying 'Sex sells.' Man, I used to love saying 'Sex sells.'"

Asian Man

Eddie O'Donnell,
Meat Processor
"Playboy lost my business a long time ago after I discovered Playgirl."

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