The Onion

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Pope Delivers Yankee Mass

Pope Benedict XVI concluded his trip to the United States by celebrating Sunday Mass at New York's Yankee Stadium. What do you think?

Old Man

Carl Hamper,
Lighting Designer
"I thought his homily delivery got a little erratic late. Girardi should have yanked him during the liturgy of the Eucharist."

Young Woman

Beth Aiken,
Industrial Electrician
"See? I thought that was a particularly slow, rigid, unbending game."

Asian Man

Ben Carroll,
Window Decorator
"I was there and it was historic and everything, but come on, $7.50 for a puny wafer and 11 bucks for a sip of wine? I could've stayed home and watched the Holy Communion on TV for free."

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