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American Voices

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Pot Smokers Well-Adjusted

A recent Swiss survey reveals that that teenagers who smoke marijuana function better than those who also use tobacco. What do you think?

Black Man

Terry Gerdes,
Lathe Operator
"I think it's because pot smoking teaches kids to slow down and take stock of what's really important in life: sandwiches."

Young Woman

Alice Muldowney,
Customs Official
"What about those teenagers who aren't musicians, painters, and deadbeats? How well do they function?"

Asian Man

Ivan Chernikoff,
Metal Furniture Restorer
"Is this some kind of trick to make kids think that pot isn't cool?"

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