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American Voices

Monday, September 21, 2009

Pregnant And Infirm Given First H1N1 Vaccine

The Centers for Disease Control announced that vaccinations for the H1N1 virus would be given first to pregnant women and adults with compromised immune systems. What do you think?

Young Man

Mike Collins,
Systems Analyst
"Yes! I love being an AIDS patient."

Old Woman

Cheryl Cannucciari,
Jack-Strip Assembler
"Great. Another pregnancy I have to fake.”

Old Man

Vin Cocca,
Insurance Claims Adjustor
"As annoyed as I am that pregnant women will receive the vaccine before me, I'm willing to accept it as an adequate trade-off for being able to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl.”

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