Monday, September 21, 2009
Pregnant And Infirm Given First H1N1 Vaccine
The Centers for Disease Control announced that vaccinations for the H1N1 virus would be given first to pregnant women and adults with compromised immune systems. What do you think?
Mike Collins,
Systems Analyst
"Yes! I love being an AIDS patient."
Cheryl Cannucciari,
Jack-Strip Assembler
"Great. Another pregnancy I have to fake.”
Vin Cocca,
Insurance Claims Adjustor
"As annoyed as I am that pregnant women will receive the vaccine before me, I'm willing to accept it as an adequate trade-off for being able to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl.”
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11.13.09
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The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think?