President's 100th Birthday To Be Recognized
President Barack Obama signed a bill that established a panel to commemorate Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday on June 6, 2011. What do you think?
Eddie Williams,
Bootblackener
"Quickly, we must assemble a great pageantry of nuclear and military might in honor of this departed leader!"
Diane Poole,
Sluggish Cleaning Person
"I am looking forward to a calm, decent celebration. Let us not have sex in the streets as we often do during parades."
Frank Frankson,
Hotel Clerk
"Celebrating our nation's past glories on President Reagan's birthday will provide a welcome reprieve from the crushing realities of our ongoing military, economic, and cultural decline.”
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