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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Price Clubs Restricting Rice Sales

Because of incidents of hoarding, Sam's Club and Costco have put limits on the amounts of certain kinds of rice consumers can buy. What do you think?

Old Man

Clayton Jeffries,
Radio Engineer
"Oh no! Rice was my go-to side after they raised the cost of the spices with which I help my hamburger."

Young Woman

Eliza Park,
Duck Decoy Carver
"What's next? Reasonable portions at The Cheesecake Factory?"

Asian Man

Raphael Kula,
Meat Packer
"Then what will I have to go with all that sashimi in my basement?"

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