The Onion

Monday, February 26, 2007

Prince Harry Going To Iraq

Prince Harry, the son of Prince Charles and Lady Diana, third in line to the throne of England, is being deployed to Iraq. What do you think?

Old Man

Arthur Locke,
Brewer
"Queen Elizabeth did well as a machine-gunner during World War II, so I wouldn't expect any less of her grandson."

Old Woman

Mary Sawyer,
Systems Analyst
"Man, Iraqi phone lines are going to be inundated with prank callers asking if they have Prince Harry in a tank."

Young Man

Chuck Hurley,
Hair Stylist
"Great. Another kid with maternal-abandonment issues and a gun."

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