The Onion

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Protestants Becoming Minorities

Since the 1980s, the percentage of Americans who identify themselves as Protestant has dropped from two-thirds to just 51 percent. What do you think?

Young Woman

Katla Mirk,
Attorney at Law
"Then I'm really proud of my law firm's commitment to diversity."

Black Man

Bryan Goudiva,
Systems Analyst
"And that 1 percent edge is all I need to be self-righteous and judgmental."

Young Man

Sam Fischer,
Heating and Cooling Installer
"That's because everyone started doing yoga and eating weird beans and stuff."

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