The Onion

Monday, October 8, 2007

Radiohead's New Honor System

British rockers Radiohead are offering their album as a download and letting fans pay what they want for it. What do you think?

Old Man

Ray Johnson,
Systems Analyst
"Good luck, Radiohead. I tried that with my old comic books and they've been on eBay for like three years."

Young Woman

Kara Disney,
Customer Service Rep
"I hope that means there's no limit to how much I can pay. The main way I know how to express appreciation is through money."

Young Man

Alan Gruber,
Courier
"This will do for the music industry what I have done for the handjob industry. I do not recommend it, by the way."

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