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Thursday, May 17, 2007

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Rated R For Smoking

The Motion Picture Association of America has announced that smoking will now be a consideration when determining a film's rating. What do you think?

Asian Man

Adam Cohn,
Nutritionist
"It's about time Hollywood clamped down on the pervasive influence Ernie Kovacs and George Burns have on kids."

Old Man

Daniel Drysdale,
Cat Breeder
"Then how else are lazy aspiring filmmakers supposed to learn how to establish character?"

Old Woman

Caroline Pearson,
Director
"Guess I better start scheduling reshoots for Herbie Goes To Winston-Salem."

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