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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Red Meat May Spell Early Death

A federal study revealed that middle-aged Americans who ate red meat at least once a day were 30 percent more likely to die during the 10 years researchers followed them. What do you think?

Young Woman

Juanita Haller,
Systems Analyst
"This research may actually push Americans to adopt new habits, such as calling red meat something else."

Black Man

Peter Rothbart,
Car Rental Associate
"Yeah, but what if you eat red meat three or more times a day? Really? Oh boy."

Young Man

Brad Glennon,
Therapist
"If I lived my life by everything studies told me, I'd have given up drinking used motor oil years ago."

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