Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Researchers Find New Strain Of HIV
Scientists recently discovered a new strain of HIV that originated in gorillas but is now infecting humans. What do you think?
Parker Hughes,
Property Clerk
"Yeah, right. Thanks, MOM."
Katrina Gutmanis,
Preacher
"I'm going to need some time to figure out what God is trying to say here."
David Giunta,
Machine Molder
"If those stupid apes weren't so damn cute, I'd stop rubbing my open wounds against their open wounds."
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11.20.09
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After more than 56 years in office, 92-year-old Sen. Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) has become the longest-serving member of Congress. What do you...
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11.19.09
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The Obama administration will propose that safety regulations for subways and commuter trains be put under the jurisdiction of the federal...
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11.18.09
| Issue 45•47
Researchers from North Carolina's Wake Forest University successfully engineered a replacement erectile tissue that, when implanted in the penises of...
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11.17.09
| Issue 45•52
The Federal Reserve is prohibiting banks from collecting overdraft fees on purchases paid with a debit card unless customers opt in to programs that...
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11.16.09
| Issue 45•47
After airing five episodes, ABC has canceled the Kelsey Grammer disgraced-CEO-returns-to-small-hometown sitcom Hank. What do you...
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11.13.09
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The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think?