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American Voices

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Researchers Find New Strain Of HIV

Scientists recently discovered a new strain of HIV that originated in gorillas but is now infecting humans. What do you think?

Old Man

Parker Hughes,
Property Clerk
"Yeah, right. Thanks, MOM."

Young Woman

Katrina Gutmanis,
Preacher
"I'm going to need some time to figure out what God is trying to say here."

Asian Man

David Giunta,
Machine Molder
"If those stupid apes weren't so damn cute, I'd stop rubbing my open wounds against their open wounds."

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