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American Voices

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Richard Gere Angers India

Protesters in India burned Richard Gere's image in effigy after the actor repeatedly kissed a Bollywood actress at an AIDS awareness rally. What do you think?

Young Woman

Shawn Ducharme,
Systems Analyst
"Get in line, India. America still has a score to settle with Gere for Shall We Dance."

Young Man

Caesar Polito,
Sous Chef
"Oh, leave him alone. He just got worked up after that 45-minute song-and-dance routine about a magic kettle."

Black Man

Stuart Dobbs,
Receptionist
"The situation didn't get really out of hand until he dry-humped Kashmir."

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