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Monday, July 14, 2008

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Right To Own Guns Upheld

In its first interpretation of the Second Amendment in 80 years, the Supreme Court overturned Washington D.C.'s gun ban, stating that Americans had the right to own handguns. What do you think?

Asian Man

Doug Doherty,
Systems Analyst
"I would guess NRA members all over the country celebrated this news on their front porch in the traditional manner."

Old Man

Rick Sullum,
Life Coach
"Once you take the mystique out of owning an illegal gun, no one will want one."

Old Woman

Kari Welch,
Customs Agent
"Great! Now I can finally shoot the Statue of Freedom off the top of the Capitol building. Goddamned allegorical figure."

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