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American Voices

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Robert Pattinson Hit By Taxicab

Harry Potter and Twilight star Robert Pattinson was hit by a cab while trying to avoid fans in New York City. What do you think?

Young Man

Gary Van Duyne,
Systems Analyst
"Oh my God. Was the cab okay?"

Old Woman

Gloria Orr,
Stabilizer Operator
"Wow, that's like something out of A Hard Day's Night, except in that it made sense to chase the Beatles."

Old Man

Anthony Karrenbauer,
Cab Driver
"Listen, I'm sorry I hit him, but I thought he was that asshole Shia LaBeouf."

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