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American Voices

Friday, September 12, 2008

Ron Paul Endorses Third Parties

Former Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has refused to endorse Sen. John McCain or Sen. Barack Obama, calling the race a charade and choosing instead to back four independent candidates. What do you think?

Young Woman

Sarah Sprague,
Landscape Architect
"All four? I wish he could be more specific as to how I can waste my vote."

Young Man

Jeff Baldwin,
Systems Analyst
"That’s it, I’m taking down the Ron Paul sign from my neighbor’s lawn."

Black Man

Sean Leslie,
Bus Driver
"Are any of his endorsees good-looking ladies? 'Cause those are the only candidates I care about anymore."

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