The Onion

Monday, April 30, 2007

Rosie Leaving The View

Rosie O'Donnell announced that she is leaving The View. What do you think?

Old Man

Keith Rivers,
Systems Analyst
"Just three more to go."

Old Woman

Lydia Goplen,
Cosmetics Salesperson
"So now it's only one loudmouthed comedienne with a grating New York accent? That redundancy was built in to make sure the audience wasn't robbed of a single intuitive ribald observation!"

Young Man

Brandon Faischca,
Roofer
"Well, there goes that last line of defense in warding off the unstoppable morning-show lesbian juggernaut that is Ellen DeGeneres."

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