The Onion

Monday, November 19, 2007

Rove New Newsweek Columnist

Newsweek magazine hired the president's former deputy chief of staff, Karl Rove, as a columnist last week. What do you think?

Old Man

Alan Baker,
Systems Analyst
"His insights into the presidential race will be invaluable. I wonder if he thinks McCain should be backstabbed or just trash-talked?"

Old Woman

Julie Pertwee,
Nutritionist
"I wonder if it still counts as planting stories when you're doing it in your own column."

Young Man

Dave Troughton,
Mover
"Karl Rove is the last person I want to get sex advice from."

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