mobile edition

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

American Voices

Friday, August 28, 2009

Sanford Vows To Complete Term

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, who disappeared for several days in June to visit his Argentine lover, has stated that he will not resign despite outside pressure to do so. What do you think?

Young Woman

Rebecca Spahr,
Systems Analyst
"Oh, I see what's going on here, his mistress is only into him because he's a governor."

Young Man

Arthur Shea,
Load Dispatcher
"As someone who always yields to outside pressure, might I say: Governor Sanford, yield to outside pressure."

Black Man

Mason Pfau,
Lumber Estimator
"That hot Argentine woman is the one who should resign from whatever it is she did when she wasn't being so sexy! God, she was...so sexy. What were we talking about?"

Recent American Voices »
More American Voices »

Meet Other Onion Readers

more personals »