Friday, August 28, 2009
Sanford Vows To Complete Term
South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, who disappeared for several days in June to visit his Argentine lover, has stated that he will not resign despite outside pressure to do so. What do you think?
Rebecca Spahr,
Systems Analyst
"Oh, I see what's going on here, his mistress is only into him because he's a governor."
Arthur Shea,
Load Dispatcher
"As someone who always yields to outside pressure, might I say: Governor Sanford, yield to outside pressure."
Mason Pfau,
Lumber Estimator
"That hot Argentine woman is the one who should resign from whatever it is she did when she wasn't being so sexy! God, she was...so sexy. What were we talking about?"
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