The Onion

Monday, February 5, 2007

Savings Lowest Since The Depression

Personal savings in the United States is the lowest it's been since the Depression. What do you think?

Old Man

Bart Gander,
Office Supplies Salesman
Who's the greatest generation now, suckers?

Old Woman

Jenny Rautenberg,
Real Estate Broker
I watched my Dad die from saving and decided that wasn't going to be me.

Young Man

Frank Martin,
Systems Analyst
Personal savings be damned. My shopping habits are the only reason we haven't been attacked again by the terrorists.

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