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Thursday, June 7, 2007

Scooter Libby Sentenced For Lying

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby was sentenced to 30 months in prison for obstructing the Valerie Plame CIA leak investigation. What do you think?"

Asian Man

Anton Madden,
Package Delivery Driver
After faithfully serving the vice president, the least Cheney could do is ugly up Libby's face before his first day of prison."

Old Man

Kerry De La Valle,
Spanish Teacher
"That's too bad, but at least the Aryan Nations is going to get a top-notch strategist."

Old Woman

Jennie Warring,
Bartender
"That punishment is way too lenient. He should be barred from obstructing future investigations for at least the next three years."

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