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American Voices

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Sedatives In New York Drinking Water

A test of the reservoir that supplies drinking water for New York city turned up traces of numerous drugs, including caffeine, hormones, and sedatives. What do you think?

Young Woman

Monique Rennebohm,
Systems Analyst
"New York tap water is the healthiest around. It cures my headaches and regulates my periods."

Black Man

Len Berman,
Appliance Salesman
"That wasn't intentional? I thought it was just another one of Bloomberg's innovative social-control initiatives."

Young Man

Peter Mattioli,
Forklift Operator
"Oh, gosh. I hope they never run a test on Mountain Dew Code Red. I'd rather just not know."

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