Seinfeld To Revive Microsoft

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

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In order to revitalize its brand image, Microsoft has hired former sitcom actor Jerry Seinfeld as a spokesman. What do you think?

Ray Dorsey,
Sleep Clinician
"Microsoft…Jerry Seinfeld...I remember those."

Anita Conniff,
Building Inspector
"I hope he does the bit about high-bandwidth digital content protection."

Ben Jankowsky,
Traffic Cop
"I can't even imagine why they stuck with John Hodgman for so long. What a poor advocate for PCs."

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