The Onion

Friday, November 2, 2007

Seinfeld's Return

Nine years after his eponymous television show went off the air, Jerry Seinfeld is making a splash with his new film Bee Movie. What do you think?

Young Woman

Shira Chernikof,
Horticulturalist
"Jerry Seinfeld may be passé but, fortunately for this movie, bees are always relevant."

Young Man

Jake Riley,
Deli Worker
"I've always wanted to see how Jerry Seinfeld would poke fun at the everyday foibles of pollination, nest construction, and wax excretion."

Black Man

David Trebach,
Systems Analyst
"Remember the Seinfeld episode about b.o.? Or the one when Jerry rides first-class and Elaine is in coach? Or the one where they're waiting in the Chinese restaurant? Or the 'contest?'"

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