The Onion

Friday, August 31, 2007

Senator Craig Arrested

Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID) was arrested for lewd conduct at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport for allegedly attempting to cruise an undercover cop in a public restroom. What do you think?

Young Woman

Liza Boors,
Systems Analyst
"I don't have any problem with his behavior, as long as he wasn't trying to marry the guy."

Young Man

Tom Hawkins,
Bus Driver
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? What was a senator from Idaho doing in Minnesota?"

Black Man

Joe Palazzo,
Meter Reader
"This situation begs a much bigger question: Why is our police force so tempting?"

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