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Monday, February 25, 2008

Sharper Image's Dull Financial Prospects

High-end gadget retailer The Sharper Image filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. What do you think?

Young Man

Karl Ryssdal,
Back Hoe Operator
"Thankfully, if any company can weather this kind of storm, it's the one that sells $200 umbrellas."

Old Woman

Jenny Babbin,
Cashier
"What am I supposed to spend my economic stimulus check on if not a vibrating recliner with cup holders?"

Old Man

Jack Dimsdale,
Systems Analyst
"Never in a million years did I think the American consumer would lose its hunger for expensive, useless products.

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