The Onion

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Sims Sales Top 100 Million

EA Games announced that it has sold 100 million units of its life-simulation video game The Sims since 2000. What do you think?

Young Woman

Wendy Garelick,
Pollster
"Pac-Man. Now there's a classic."

Black Man

Otis Hazelden,
Systems Analyst
"Computer games are for pussies. I play with real dolls."

Young Man

Brian Salmon,
DVD Retailer
"So one in three Americans isn't actually real?"

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