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American Voices

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Spam Sales On The Rise

Sales of Spam, the Hormel canned-ham product, have increased 11 percent in the first quarter of this year. What do you think?

Young Woman

Julie Porter,
Receptionist
"Spam is still a bit too pricey. I'm going to have to settle on Spologna."

Black Man

Max Emmerson,
Systems Analyst
"It never left my table."

Young Man

Don Hazeltine,
Camp Counselor
"Somebody should make a movie about this."

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