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Friday, February 1, 2008

Starbucks Closing Stores

After posting the weakest sales period in the company's history, Starbucks announced that it would be closing 100 stores. What do you think?

Young Woman

Cathy Ripp,
Systems Analyst
"Where am I supposed to go now to seem important, harried, and in a huge rush?"

Young Man

Keith Pettersen,
Janitor
"Instead of closing stores, they can boost sales by going back to basics and focusing on their original business of opening stores."

Black Man

Paul Oppenheimer,
Rare Stamp Seller
"See, I knew that neighborhood boycott I organized in 1991 would work."

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