The Onion

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Starbucks Starts Music Label

Starbucks, the dominant retail coffee chain in the United States, has started its own label, Hear Music. What do you think?

Young Man

Joshua Felt,
Baker
"Well, thank God. I love going to Starbucks, but I'm really sick of their coffee."

Asian Man

Jim Galluzzo,
Longshoreman
"It's a sad day when the music industry gets co-opted by giant, faceless corporations that are more interested in profits than music."

Old Woman

Melissa Van Vleit,
Waiter
"Could work. We all remember how Capitol Records started out as a 24-hour diner."

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