Monday, October 20, 2008
Starr Asks Fans Not To Write
Saying he no longer has time to respond, drummer Ringo Starr announced that he would not accept any more fan mail or objects to be signed after Oct. 20. What do you think?
Charles Bent,
Systems Analyst
"But it's not just Ringo. I've been writing to George Harrison, and he hasn't responded, either."
Carrie Masterson,
Process Server
"Oh, man, then I better hurry over there with this subpoena."
Jeff Ridges,
Flea Market Vendor
"Well, that's the end of the Ringo Starr trade. At last I can sell my station wagon and not have to sit in the hot sun at flea markets all summer anymore."
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