The Onion

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

State Quarter Program Ending

The nearly 10-year-old State Quarter program will draw to a close this year. What do you think?

Old Woman

Baly Carlisle,
Systems Analyst
"Oh, come on! I just came up with a hilarious design for Maine."

Black Man

Justin Kirsch,
Translator
"I don't have time to dick around with this question. I'm short a Kentucky and the clock is ticking."

Young Man

Chris Davenprort,
Gardener
"And it seems like just yesterday that I also didn't give a shit how I paid the parking meter."

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