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American Voices

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Statue Of Liberty's Crown Reopening

Beginning July 4, the crown of the Statue of Liberty will be open to the public for the first time since Sept. 11, 2001. What do you think?

Asian Man

Paul Holtzman,
Insulation Packer
"Lady Liberty is our greatest symbol for freedom, so hopefully they’ll have rigorous racial profiling to ensure her safety."

Old Man

Max Foner,
Circuit Board Etcher
"I’m pleased visitors can once again laugh uproariously at the balls joke I scrawled up there during my seventh-grade field trip.”

Old Woman

Claudia Bunning,
Visual-Information Specialist
"They closed the Statue of Liberty on Sept. 11? Did anything good happen on that day?"

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