The Onion

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Steroid Bust Nets 124

The DEA participated in an international steroid sweep that resulted in the arrest of 124 people, as well as the seizure of 11.4 million doses of drugs. What do you think?

Young Woman

Hilda Wallace,
Car Alarm Installer
"Tell me who's responsible for this outrage so I can beat them with the arm I just ripped off."

Black Man

Bryan Kanable,
Systems Analyst
"That's too bad. All of the steroid users are going to look so weak and unappealing now."

Young Man

Paul Stibbe,
Coat Check Attendant
"Our prisons are overcrowded enough as it is without going after bulkier criminals."

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