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At the AV Club: Stephin Merritt

American Voices

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Stock Market Posts Record Point Loss

After the defeat of the bailout bill, the Dow Jones plunged a record 777 points. What do you think?

Old Man

Sean Morrison,
Deli Operator
"Maybe now people will finally realize that there is, in fact, nothing more important in life than money."

Young Woman

Jenny Shields,
Designer
"Uh, hello? J. Lo unveiled her new perfume on Monday too? Hello? Anybody?"

Asian Man

Ken Beatty,
Art Teacher
"Congress really let the American people down, or really stood up for them. Honest to god, I got no fuckin' clue anymore."

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