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Friday, August 8, 2008

Straight Talk Express Hits Van

John McCain's campaign bus collided with a van on Wednesday. What do you think?

Young Woman

Sara Kedzy,
Systems Analyst
"As a McCain supporter, I refuse to acknowledge that as a metaphor."

Young Man

Jamie Leteicq ,
Cabinet Maker
"Wait, the Straight Talk Express is not a train? I imagined it looked like Thomas, the Tank Engine, except much angrier."

Black Man

Bart Zamost,
Porter
"Oh, he must have been letting Lieberman drive again."

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