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American Voices

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Stress In Pregnancy Influences Asthma

A recent study shows that if a pregnant woman is exposed to high levels of stress, her child is more likely to develop asthma or allergies later in life. What do you think?

Young Woman

Wendy Heller,
Personal Trainer
"Stress this, stress that. When will these researchers understand that my mother just didn't love me enough?"

Black Man

Carly Emerson,
Systems Analyst
"Oh, okay! I just won't get stressed out, then."

Young Man

Paul Baker,
Manager
"Yet another excuse these bloated women will use to get out of doing actual work. Female employees are the absolute worst."

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