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Friday, November 23, 2007

Study: Acupuncture Works

A recent German study demonstrated that acupuncture, even fake acupuncture, worked better than conventional care to relieve chronic back pain. What do you think?

Young Woman

Sasha Makepeace,
Systems Analyst
"Whenever I stick needles in myself, I feel better. Of course, they are full of drugs."

Old Man

Doug May,
Barber
"Conventional care being the eight minutes of therapy after waiting four hours in a hard plastic chair? Yeah, how did that fail?"

Young Man

Brad Cohn,
Guitar Maker
"Isn't all acupuncture 'fake acupuncture?'"

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