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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Supreme Court Hears Strip-Search Case

The Supreme Court heard arguments in Safford Unified School District v. Redding, in which the family of a 13-year-old girl sued after school officials strip-searched her for prescription ibuprofen. What do you think?

Asian Man

Gary Pease,
Wooden Frame Builder
"My parents threatened to sue the school when I was strip-searched, but they settled in exchange for letting me pass eighth grade."

Old Man

Jay Armacast,
Track Oiler
"Not a big deal. Back when I was a police officer, I used to kiss all my suspects."

Old Woman

Patricia McGraw,
ECG Technician
"My teenager never has headaches. Do you think she's on the ibuprofen, too?"

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