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American Voices

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Sword-Wielding Man Shot At Scientology Building

A security guard shot and killed a man who approached the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood waving two samurai swords. What do you think?

Old Man

Marlon Ratliff,
Glass Blower
"I hear the Samurai Celebrity Centre next door was none too pleased."

Young Woman

Heather Hickman,
Art Teacher
"I don't understand. Who wants to meet Kirstie Alley that badly?

Asian Man

Walter Santrello,
Lighting Tech
"What an outlandish and wildly far-fetched story. Of course, as a Scientologist myself, I naturally believe every word of it without question."

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