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American Voices

Monday, October 26, 2009

T. Rex Ancestor Was Human-Sized

Paleontologists have uncovered fossil evidence of a progenitor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex that was no larger than a human being. What do you you think?

Young Man

Troy Row,
Plant Lean Manager
"Great. So now my nightmares about being eaten by a T. Rex will not only be terrifying, but humiliating, too."

Old Woman

Vanessa Lopez,
Material Handler
"Would you look at that! Its claws are no bigger than mine."

Old Man

Samuel Feldman,
Systems Analyst
"As someone with really short grandparents, I can completely relate."

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